Consider the Source

"I like your jacket."

"I like your hair."

"You have pretty eyes."

"I like your glasses."

I'd normally be thrilled to hear this from anyone in the female persuasion. I'm not exactly the kind of guy people notice.

But these were the compliments were from my 80-year-old, senile client.

Oh, great. So now I consistently attract chubby goth girls who want to show me their cut-up wrists and old women.

(My girlfriend, thankfully, is the gorgeous exception.)